World of Goo Corporation is delighted to announce the arrival of World of Goo on BlackBerry 10 devices, available now. “With this release, World of Goo is now available on 99.997% of all mobile devices on the planet,” said World of Goo Corporation’s Assistant Corporate Communications Director. “We are especially pleased to launch the very same day as the new BlackBerry 10!”

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Hello everyone, this is World of Goo!  I live in San Francisco and I’m 4 years old today.  In video-game years, 4 years is more like 60 human years, but I’m told that my bits haven’t changed at all, and my RGB values are still just as vibrant!

To celebrate my birthday, I have two announcements to make:

1. Starting today, and all through this weekend (October 13-15) you can get me for a mere $2 on Steam, Mac App Store and iOS App Store, Google Play, and right here on this website, direct from my creators.
2. As of today, I’m finally available on Amazon’s Appstore for Android at the same low price of $2.

Is there anyone in the world who doesn’t already own me? Happy Birthday!