it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!

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it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!ron11/06/2008 - 12:08

hi everyone, we're soon going to start production on the long awaited ProfanityPack(tm)!  everyone knows that 2D BOY is too gentle and polite to dream up a big list of ambiguous obscenities, light hearted profanity, and entertaining exclamations, so we need your help.  got any suggestions for what the goo balls should say in the upcoming ProfanityPack(tm)?  post them here!  our top 5 favorites will get a boxed version of world of goo signed by both of us.  it's on, bitchizzz! 

and remember: goo balls are cute, funny, and occasionally rude, but never mean!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!stirpe11/06/2008 - 12:35

Gee fucking willikers, Ms. Daisy!
ASSBALLCRAP!
Ah, fuck me with a pogo-stick!
Un-fucking-believable!
Fuckity flying fucking fucker fuck!
Shit-stained blood fuck-rag!
Assvulva!
fuck a duck with a hockey puck!

...I feel dirty now.  ::)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMonkey11/06/2008 - 12:58

Oh, deary... (not profanity, but I thought this would work well when you release a goo over a gaping chasm. Also, use an Irish accent or Indian, or something)
Oh, Bollocks!
Bugger!
Holy fuck-nuts!
Goddammit!

And, in the interest of multiculturalism:
Ó que porra! (Portuguese)
Stronzo! (Italian)
Fy fan! (Swedish)


Note: Accents are important for the needed humorous effect.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 12:58

Mealy-mouthed crotch pheasants!

Shit the bed!

Margaret Thatcher! (alternative US version: Sarah Palin!)

Shit on chips!

Nipple-licking parrot felcher! (That one hurt me to write it  :-[)

Queef! (Google it.)

Wrinkly scrotum detritus!

Turnips!




...more to follow!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Willie11/06/2008 - 13:12

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Shitty Shitty shit shit shit
Fuck-a-duck
Son of a monkey fucker


It's kinda fun to just type profanity. 

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!LK4O411/06/2008 - 13:37


Leggo motherfucker!
What the fuck?!?
I'm stuck, dammit!
Why a fucking tower?!?
Why a bitch-ass bridge?!?
Hath not a Jew eyes!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Roadshow11/06/2008 - 13:40

Don't like any of the suggestions so far. Profane but not very funny. Would like to see both. Remember the download voice packs for the original Worms? Everything from Soap Opera characters to clips from Goodfellas, they really added to the amusement of the game, especially when each player chose a different set of sounds.

So I'd rather see parodies of existing comedy or film than just "fuck fuck fuck" over and over. If you do have to have "fuck fuck fuck" then do it in the style of the tv series Father Ted and go Irish with "Feck feck feck", it's funnier.

On that note, and following on from the accent post above, why not have Goo of all nations so that it offends everyone equally. "Feck me sideways!" in Irish, Australian, posh English, redneck USA, Indian, Spanish, Scottish etc might be fun. Then it's less about what they say than how they say it.

For a Goo-related quote which isn't very profane at all, but which I find amusing, might I suggest that "Fisty's funnel!" sounds quite dirty?

SugggestionsOfirishere11/06/2008 - 14:11

* Take your _________(Fill the blank) fold it until it's only sharp corners and stick it where the sun don't shine.
* You look like you give birth to a porcupine.
* I will stick it so deep it will make your tonsils tickle.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 14:19

This one's for placing black/red goos:

      "My fecking eyes!"

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!The Happy Friar11/06/2008 - 14:36

Crap's Ahoy!
Butternuts!
Splooge!
Balls!
Fuck it!
Aww, fuck it. (not excited like previous)
Nads!
I'm Pissed! (as in drunk)
Blow me!
Suck it!
Fisty Fucker!
Show me your Goos!
Titillating!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Hideous11/06/2008 - 14:36

"Necrophile!" for the skull goos?

"Gor Blimey!" and "Gadzooks", just because they're minced oaths. And "Gee Willickers" of course.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 14:37

Cranberries!

Kidney stones!

Fiddlesticks!

Ach nooes!

Bumholes!

You cheeky bitch!

Outstanding!

Grapefruit!

Pamplemousse!

Egad!

Walnuts!

Cobblers!

Philanges!

Also - I think one of a goo coughing and spluttering madly after being placed would be hilarious. Just a thought.


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Fogleman11/06/2008 - 14:45

Good goobly gook!
Ah! My liver!
Hands off my ball!
Goo you!
Goo damnit!
That's Mr. Goo to you.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!vize11/06/2008 - 14:47

(show me the) jooz
(stop the) poopooz
boink
dingo
choo choo
ga ga ga
blothem
eggs ploed
make troos (truce/truss)
husha busha

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 14:48

I really need a Goo!

Too late, I Gooed myself!

Smells like hot steaming Goo!

Goo or chocolate?






Hummus!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GuitarNoises11/06/2008 - 14:49

Jacktards
Holy MegaTurd!
BladderBollocks!
Argh... piss on your granny's ear.
You basturd.
Boogersmacks

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Daid11/06/2008 - 15:01

SPOON! (Ok, not really a profanity, but would be cool)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/06/2008 - 15:34

[quote author=ron link=topic=726.msg5259#msg5259 date=1225991294]
hi everyone, we're soon going to start production on the long awaited ProfanityPack(tm)!  everyone knows that 2D BOY is too gentle and polite to dream up a big list of ambiguous obscenities, light hearted profanity, and entertaining exclamations, so we need your help.  got any suggestions for what the goo balls should say in the upcoming ProfanityPack(tm)?  post them here!  our top 5 favorites will get a boxed version of world of goo signed by both of us.  it's on, bitchizzz! 

and remember: goo balls are cute, funny, and occasionally rude, but never mean!

"Boobsley"

You know how butlers are usually something like "Mansley?"

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!amv7111/06/2008 - 15:35

ARSE BUBBLE

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GuitarNoises11/06/2008 - 15:42

Candyass
Lick-a-goo
Gootard
Goo for brains
Goo F*ck yourself!
Gooednight
I'm president Goosh
This one's for the Goo-nies
Gooed Lord!
I'm up to no Goo
Goober!
Goolicious
Peek-a-Goo!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/06/2008 - 15:46

INTERJECTIONS:


"Indeed" with a long, rough turkey-like emphasis on the "DEEEEED" part.

"QUITE SO!!"  -Also, with a British accent

"I SAY!!"

"Wot, wot/Fish n' chips n' all that" (My younger brother got in trouble for saying "fish n' chips n' all that" as his British principal walked past him when he was in middle school.  Why, I have no idea.)

"RUB MAH BELLEH"

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"

*Funny turkey sounds (I don't know, my brother's great at making turkey sounds, it might be hard to do)*

"ah see what choo did dere" (I see what you did there, could be really intense, or just barely audible, but one extreme or the other)

More rude: *rude groaning pooing sounds*


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/06/2008 - 15:49

[quote author=Wetterdew link=topic=726.msg5292#msg5292 date=1226004383]

INTERJECTIONS:


Hmm...here's a really rude thing to say in England that means to poo: strangle a darkie.

But you'd have to say it with a heavily British accent, like "strANNgle a DAAAH-Kehh."  (Probably came out meh-ey in the typing.)

Or..."Indeed" with a long, rough turkey-like emphasis on the "DEEEEED" part.

"QUITE SO!!"  -Also, with a British accent

"I SAY!!"

"Wot, wot/Fish n' chips n' all that" (My younger brother got in trouble for saying "fish n' chips n' all that" as his British principal walked past him when he was in middle school.  Why, I have no idea.)

"RUB MAH BELLEH"

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"

*Funny turkey sounds (I don't know, my brother's great at making turkey sounds, it might be hard to do)*

"ah see what choo did dere" (I see what you did there, could be really intense, or just barely audible, but one extreme or the other)

More rude: *rude groaning pooing sounds*
Oh, oh!  Make one "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" when it flies down!

Or at one of the levels when you have a large tower falling down (like at the levels at that one part, I won't say :)) have them all scream something like "weeeeee!" or "squeeeeeeeeeeee!!" or have them start protesting when the tower starts to tilt.  It'd be great if they'd get angry at the Goos that are coming and messing it up.  I don't know if you can do that.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 15:50

[quote author=Wetterdew link=topic=726.msg5292#msg5292 date=1226004383]
Hmm...here's a really rude thing to say in England that means to poo: strangle a darkie.

I thought the election of Obama as President was supposed to be representative of a new era of racial equality?

EDIT: Lived in the UK all my life, not once have I ever heard someone say that. How about 'Pinch a loaf'?


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/06/2008 - 16:03

[quote author=Tair link=topic=726.msg5294#msg5294 date=1226004620]

I thought the election of Obama as President was supposed to be representative of a new era of racial equality?

EDIT: Lived in the UK all my life, not once have I ever heard someone say that. How about 'Pinch a loaf'?
Meh, I don't live there, but my father has until he moved to South Africa and later America, and he always says that that's a really rude thing to say.  I didn't think that "darkie" meant anything, but you're probably right.  I thought that it was the poo itself.  Nevermind.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!hedzup11/06/2008 - 16:04

'What the eff'
'Effing eff'
'Let's fuck shit up'
'Fuck shit up'
'Suck on this'
'Your mom'
'That's what she said'
'Bloody hell'
'You're a cunt'
'Fuck'
'Ass-clown'
'Fuckhead'
'Stick it up your ass'

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 16:07

Trollops!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 16:20

Willies!

Oh, tits!

Here are some (I'm french so I tried, it's hard lol)Ygrecs11/06/2008 - 16:25

Hands off !
What are you doing ?
Yeeesss, that's it !
Do it again, DO IT AGAIN !
Damn, you suck (laughs)
Really bad !
Should I cry ?
You click like my gooey mommy.
Damn it, stop clicking.
It's gonna collapse, asshole !
Damn you're bad (laughs)
You call this a tower ?
I fell gooey for you
Touch my goo please
Do you mind if I fart ?
I can't hold it any longer
I give up, it's too hard !
A baby would do better !

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 16:40

Cankles!

other ones. Hope it's what you want.Ygrecs11/06/2008 - 16:41

Are you trying to turn me on ?
I hate this game
I fuck 2Dboy !
Can't I stay on the ground ?
I fell sick, bring me down.
I'm gonna puke
It's too high !
Did you hear that ?
You smell !
Take a shower.
Your brain must be gooey too
Son of a goo
Spidergoo, spidergoo !
Fuck you're bloody tower
This is a piece of goo
Gooey shit !
Help me !
No,no,no! I saied click there !
No there you motherfucker
Don't put me here !
Don't leave me alone
I'm the lord of the goo
i'm the one goo
The force is with you, luke.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!bjornkri11/06/2008 - 17:29

Well, not one of these words is terribly profane on it's own: Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake (from Jonathan Safran Foer)

Also, "Belgium" is apparently the worst swear word in the universe.

I'll try to think of some of my own...  :P

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!art begotti11/06/2008 - 17:42

One of my personal favorites has always been "criminy!" I've taken the liberty to expand that to "criminy on weck!" and have managed to work it into my everyday language.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 18:04

Gadzooks!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!StolenName11/06/2008 - 18:16

Cyglob Mother-frakkers! (BattleStar Gallactica + Goo mashup)

We're nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! (Full Metal Jacket mashup -- well, you said "profanity")

You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face! (Full Metal Jacket direct quote)

A long one: Goo Ball 1: How tall are you, Private?
Goo Ball 2: Sir, as tall as a tower, sir!
Goo Ball 1: A tower? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Goo Ball 2: Sir, no, sir.
Goo Ball 1: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

This must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' goo-ball in it! (Living In Oblivion mashup)

I'll see if I can think of more later.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Goo_of_Purest_Evil11/06/2008 - 18:17

In a deep South Park "Chef" kind of voice:
Goo's Your Daddy?
          or
Who's Your Goo, Baby?

Said with Bruce Willis "Die Hard" determination:
Time for Pain...


Said like a porn star:
Ohhhhhhhh Baby!


Army Seargent style:
Let's Roll!


Said like "Son of a BITCH!":
..Son of a GOO!


Gleeful:
Spank me, I've been BAD!


A la Braveheart:
FREEDOM... OR DEATH!
       or
FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOM!


In a creepy, pervert voice:
Now, my goo's all warm and tingly...

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Kero11/06/2008 - 18:33

Defintly need to add "Smeg" in there somewhere.
This smegging tower is about to crumble!
Oh smeg!
Son of a smeg!


Also "Balls!"


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/06/2008 - 18:35

Smeg seconded!






Sweet grandmother's spatula!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Mythrilfan11/06/2008 - 18:39

Noseface!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Justinball11/06/2008 - 18:50

Piss

Suck my Goo, or Cock!

Holy Shit!


Ass

Penish!

Fuck You Kid, Your a Dick!

Damn It!

You can Suck My Goo, Or Goo!

Asshead

Shitface

Asswipe

Shitwipe

Turdbrain

Turd Burglar

Fuck You

You look like 200 pounds of birdshit!

Go Fuck Yourself!



Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Albob11/06/2008 - 18:57

- OWW! Not in the balls!
- YOU are the goo!
- Err, that's my goo you're grabing...

I like the sound the balls do right before they die. They could go for a "oh shi..." and then SPLASH! or "Why me?" or "no no NO NO!" or... you get it.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!DEFE11/06/2008 - 19:19

I'm not much for "profanity" per se, but here are some little sayings they could use. Hope you like 'em.

Goo-d lord!
Goo, baby.
Goo me up!
Bloody goo...
Agoooooo! (Really high pitched. I just think it would be cute)
Hell yeah physics!
Hell yeah goo!
GOO, B****! (In a perfectly polite manner, of course. Goo are never mean!)
Stippywhipples!
Cadmium! (Or any element for that matter. Fluorine maybe?)
Sh**, I can't stop rolling!
Cad!
Get thee to a nunnery!
Sheep-biting skainsmate!
Rump-fed blind worm!
Frothy ill-breeding bladder! (Ok, I'm getting too Shakespearean.)
Pibble-blop!
Oh, wormy kibbles.

Edit: Thought of a couple more.
Mother nature's nipple!
Bumfluff!
Buggah! (Like bugger, but sounding cuter. I had to put this in after I heard a little kid say it)


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Albob11/06/2008 - 19:35

That just fell out my nose!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Chad11/06/2008 - 21:25

Fuck you, you goo-wash cunt!

Nerds!

Here's lookin' at goo mother fucker.

Who does number goo work for?

Sorry, that's all i got.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Weavious11/06/2008 - 21:47

Toenails!

GooWii!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/06/2008 - 22:07

I'M CUTE

behold...

i'm a little goo ball (very quietly and high pitched)

connflabbit!

I don't know if I would really like profanity, though; it seems like it would just distract me, but not in the good way.  Should these be no longer than the ones that the Goos can say now?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Gorgotham11/06/2008 - 22:36

Cum stained jizzlicker
Corn fed ass fucker
Vaginal blood fart
Goo suckin' dick queen
semen siphon
Shove your balls up your ass
Do I hear queefing?
Whatta guy, won't even give a reach around
How about a rim job?
Insert tongue firmly in ass
You fucking fucker of fuck
I bet you like to eat shit
Touch my nipple
Stop playing grab ass and get going
Waiter, there's a cock in my goo
Well! Tickle my goo balls!
Give me a mountain of goo.
Rub one out, or in. Don't matter to me
goo goo gah gah, AH shut the fuck up!
You gonna play? Or just play with yourself?
I see. A cock shaped  goo tower. How original.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gemedet11/06/2008 - 23:01

Quantum entanglement!

Right in the left barnacle!

Loquacious!

Electronic arts!

;D ;D.....and old favorites:

By the beard of Zeus!

Hey, crap-for-brains!

Why, you zarkin' frood!

Cockbiting fucktards!

Meecrob!

A cappella!

;D ;D.....or do we have copyright infringement here? :-X


Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Dil99911/07/2008 - 01:16

Jackthompson!


Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Sheezy11/07/2008 - 01:46

Oh wow! You just placed ME instead of that other guy. Good fucking job, now I'm stuck here forever.
Smartass, you shouldn't of placed me here!
How fucking stupid can you get?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!DevOhm11/07/2008 - 02:43

Bitchfish!
Nipples!
Aw, nuts.
Narf!
Hey, feathertush!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!hotblack11/07/2008 - 03:08

cunning stunt
cupid stunt (kenny everett character)
mary hinge  (kenny everett character)
nucking futs

made up swear words:
belgium (from HHGTTG)
frak (from BSG)
frell (Farscape)
tanj

smurf it!

I love my fecking goo (in the style of father jack from Father Ted)
cock it

Could do with some more imaginative and creative phrases for situations.. but it's too early in the morning for anything but straight profanity!

Perhaps you need regional profanity packs too....

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Lamkin11/07/2008 - 04:27

"Poop floater!"
"Flipping slimeballs!"
"Pissy pisspots!"
"Gloppy poppycock!"
"Get bent!"
"Bite me!"
"Squeeze this!"
"You squeegeed the bejeezus out of me!"

And my three favorites:
"I'll try not to pop prematurely."
"I got your 'Product Z' right here!"
"Aw, you whistle just like a shitepoke*."

*shitepoke |ˈ sh ītˌpōk|
noun informal
any of a number of birds of the heron family. • Several species in the family Ardeidae, in particular the green-backed Butorides striatus.
ORIGIN late 18th cent.: from shite (because of the bird's habit of defecating when disturbed) + the noun poke 1 .


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMonkey11/07/2008 - 06:38

Smegma!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!BeeZeroOne11/07/2008 - 11:25

Fuzzy willy sticks!
Smegballs!
(After any other profanity) ...on a sandwich!
Kumquatty beef dribble!
Fluffybum!

I think the funniest ones aren't properly profane, more like little kids trying to be rude. Seems to fit the goos better.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Jesster011/07/2008 - 11:29

Yeah, that'd be fun... If I was a moron.
Civil enginneering ain't for everyone.
Don't touch me there.
Let go of me!
(Picked up too high) Don't let go... don't let go.
Fire is hot.
(Near pink goos) Hello, ladies. --Sleezy--
(Top of a tower) I can see my house from heeeeeeeeeeeeeere.
(Falling to death) Oh... shit.
(Gets to a drain) Suck on this.
(Swinging) Wheeeeeeee!
Stop starting at me, you're giving me the creeps.
Back off and get your own sandwich!
(If mousing far above) Hey! Down here asshole.
(Goo in the water) Arrr! Goo overboard.
Mother licker!
~Farts~ -Female- `scuse me (cute voice) -Male- Excuuuuuuse me!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mangobrain11/07/2008 - 11:29

noob.
epic fail!
PEBKAC

.. and last but not least:
Fetchez la vache!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/07/2008 - 12:05

Dagnabbit son-of-a-monkeyspank!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Roadshow11/07/2008 - 13:02

Gooed grief!
Vertigoo!
Not here!
Higher!
You killed my brother
I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Well that sucked
Do you feel gooey punk?
Arghhhh I'm on fire!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!underscore11/07/2008 - 13:24

Go goo yourself!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!MadTinkerer11/07/2008 - 15:53

See my previous list, which I guess I should repost here:

Quote:
Here, in no particular order, is an incomplete list of the naughty words I would like to hear in the Profanity Pack(Feel free to reply with your own list if you wish):

Balls
Knickers
Poo
Arse
Bullocks
Cock
Bong
Shite
Feck
Biznatch
Wang
Boobies
Bugger
Dongle (Not a naughty word, but the Goo don't know that)
Willy
Guff
Knockers
Wanker
Bloody-Hell
Rack
Rosebud (A bit obscure, but naughty if you know the context)


And possibly the most offensive term I can think of:
Ee-Ay (If you don't get it, say it out loud followed by "Games, Challenge Everything".)



And here are a few more I've thought of after a bit more effort:

Wangdoodle!
Dingaling! ("I want you to play with...")
Spork!
Butterfingers! (when you let a goo fall on spikes)
Slacker!
Motherslacker!
Ballgrabber!
Not my ball!
Right in the ball!
Yo Mamma!
Yo Pappa!
Goovert!
Holy Gabler!
Holy Carmel!
Holy Blomquist!
Kyle, Ron, and Allan!
Goo You Too!
Fromage! (means "cheese")
Hockey Puck!
Meshuggenah!
Madden!
Stick that in yer pipe!
Wimple!
Pliskin!
Polyunsaturated!
Flange!
Blog!
Blogger!
Goodangit!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mshilko11/07/2008 - 16:56

Here are mine.  Sorry if some of these are repeats of other posters, I did not read all of the other posts prior to making my list.

Gucking foo!
You have a lack of circumference.
Google "You Suck!" for reference.
My radius is bigger than yours.
You, sir, are dimensionally challenged.
You are 2 radians short of a circle. (Little too geeky maybe, ok not maybe)
Rated R for gootuitous violence.
I fell like I am part of something much larger than myself.
Pipes suck, like you!
May your goos not be sucked through a pipe!
You call that a goo tower?
You couldn’t suck your balls into a pipe if your life depended on it.
Your mutha’ was a ball bearing
Eat goo and die.
There must be more to it than this?
Your towers are weak, and you couldn’t build a square with two triangles.
Goo, you can’t handle the goo.
If I were you, I would stick to 3-d.
OUCH!!
Can’t stick it out huh?
Take this sphere and shove it.
I am assuming you are Blonde!
You, my friend, are full of goo!
Stay out of Goo Corporation, and play with yourself.
The obvious answer here is GIVE UP!!
Spookie juice!
Friggin goo juicer!
May your children be square!
Back to the drawing board.
You will never, I mean never get your goo into that pipe.
Tower of power my ass.
What the….!!!
Ouch!
I’m stuck
How did I get here?
Baldknobber!
I can’t believe I am stuck by this goo.
Ahh, goo balls.
Oh, that goos!
Your mother is gelatinous!
Ah, ce goos ! (french goo)
Gum darn it!
Your consistency is most defiantly not glutinous.
Goo you!
Why am I here?
Nards!
If my cousin sucked this much, we might be related.
You might be a gooneck if....
You want a cherry with that goo ball?
Seriously...?
That was shitarious!
Gootacular.
May your goo balls never stick together!
Pimp my goo!
Next thing you are gonna be tellin me is that things have depth!
Your diameter sure does vary.
Your mass is huuuge!
If I had mass, I would kick the goo out of you!
Put your balls to the wall, if you can.
You are orthagonally challenged!
Your orthogonal symmetry is lacking.
Biped!!
Get perpedicular!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Crazynoodle11/07/2008 - 16:57

They always be after my goey goodness
Yea bitch, next to my lady freind. Hehe..(says when next to the lady green goos)
Ur tower looks like a chode
Thats the way ahuh ahuh i like it ahuh ahuh
Does this make my ass look big?
Ahhhh! im being molested by the mouse!
Im stuck in the middle of it
Very soft
Im just gonna go ontop of this goo....
Im free, free fallin (says when dropped)
how high can we go?
Shake that money maker (all the goos call as the tower, ect, shakes)
That aint right man, i wana stay a virgin

Much more to fallow. It be funny if they did not say in an accent, but in the really fast, high, goo voice.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Crazynoodle11/07/2008 - 17:03

Just thought of a cool one goos can say as you pick them up, kinda like a song some girls taught me at school as we were jokin around

"Stop!Don't touch me there. This is my private square! R..A..P..E.. get you penis(can be changed to mouse to fit the scene) out of me!"

And my childhood fav... Fartmonger!
Maybe also.. oh yeah.. right there.. oh that hits the spot rrrrrrrrrr
You call that suking!
nooooo, dont put em on me!
oooooh dady


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Ahkey11/07/2008 - 17:18

Jumping bananas, we're in Dutch!
Dag-diggety!
Gosh darn it!
Sands of Zanzibar!
Zounds!
Sheesh!
Nyuuu!
Holy frick!
Oh crud!
Holy buggering hell!
Hawks of the Luftwaffe!
Chocoholics Anonymous!
Sweet mother of Preston Tucker!
Dagnammit!
Jeepers Creepers!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Grapes of Wrath!
Oh phooey!
Motherfracker!
Sweet Jimmeny!

:)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!underscore11/07/2008 - 18:23

Hit that Goonut!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!pkt-zer011/08/2008 - 00:07

SCHLONG!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Esposch11/08/2008 - 00:27

I've got three, one of which could be construed as mean (and is the meanest and rudest "generic" insult I know):

1) "You're the semen that your mum was meant to swallow"
2) "Lick my balls and call it fruit"
3) "If you do that one more time, I will sew your head to your ass, and it will be so repulsive that you'll vomit.  Then the vomit will leak out of your ass into your mouth and you'll eat shit coated vomit."

But my favourite one is still "Fuck you, you slutty gay bitch whore"
~Esposch

Oh, and pkt-zer0 LOL

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Bampf11/08/2008 - 00:44


My suggestion is to use profanities and pseudo-profanities from popular culture. Like the apparent UNATCO exclamation, people will entertain themselves trying to identify all the references. Just for starters:

Shazbot!
Felgercarb!
Frak!
Smeg!
Mother-flippin'!
Pity the fool!
Newman!
Guacamole!

[Mork and Mindy; Battlestar Galactica (original series); Battlestar Galactica; Red Dwarf; Flight of the Conchords; A-Team; Seinfeld; George Carlin]

Hope you like. Keep up the good work,
Matt D.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Gellyware11/08/2008 - 02:41

Haven't read the others so hope these aren't repeats:

Git Sum Goo-ssy
Nuckin' Futs
some-big-black-Balls!!
Goo Damn
Gotta-Numba-Goo
Coo-Koo  Goo-Koo
Goo-So-Horny
AtchgooooOOOOOooooooooo!!
t's Some Goo Shit
Goo-a-rhea Ah-Ah.
Fuk Goo
Fukin G
Where The Fuk am I?
Little Slick Goo-Dick.
O-la-la. Pervert.
Thanks, Goo-Hole.
(singing) Like a Goo-gin. Touched for the very first time.







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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gemedet11/08/2008 - 03:37

My brother says this all the time:

Demons of blind hate!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Tijmen00711/08/2008 - 04:09

I want to drink goo and kick ass, but i'm all out of goo..
In the knee!

Lol, Duke nukem style  :P

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Lemmiwinks11/08/2008 - 06:46

Jesus H. Palin
Holy Stars and Garters
That's a Dilly of a Pickle

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!wolfy2k411/08/2008 - 07:06

COCK GOGGLES!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Sonic4Ever11/08/2008 - 07:42

Tribute to Captain Falcon  ;D

GOO'LCON... PUUUUUNCH!
GOO'LCON KICK!
SHOW ME A GOO!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/08/2008 - 10:39

Infirm of purpose, give me the cursor!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Ruckuy11/08/2008 - 13:25

Wikipedia!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Hideous11/08/2008 - 14:55

"Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind!"
"Cave Story Rip-Off!" (kyle, ron, you should get this one)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Jeru11/08/2008 - 15:35

When a goo falls off a ledge or into hole
"Ohhhhhh Pit!"

"Motherhubbard!"
or the slightly more obvious
"Motherfather!"

And last but not least
"Great bums of wrath!"

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/08/2008 - 15:44

"NO!!  NOT THAT DAMN PIPE AGAIN!!" (As the goo gets sucked in)

For the digital goos: "beep" or "boop" or "deep" or something (Actually have them say it, kind of like that song of Kyle's with the robot on his old site, with his voice, saying beep)

(Computer beeping!  Oh, maybe make them have the exact same noises that come with warnings on your real computer.  That would be fun.)

-A goat sound, or maybe a cow sound (for the spiky goo that nobody else likes in The Third Wheel)

-J-just be careful, 'kay...? (when you pick up a Goo)

-Crazed laughing that goes on for about ten seconds but only happens very few times (small chance of happening)

-"YEEAH!! WOOO!!  GO!!  YEAH!" -like watching a breakdancer

-"You hasn't seen da last of me..."

-"Emm...are you...sure you want to put me here?"

-"TAKE ME DOWN, WAHHHHH!!" -a goo afraid of heights

-"It's a trap~~"

-"WOO!! Watch meh flobble around!" -flobble: wobble

-"I'm all flobbleh [flobbly, the adjective of flobble] inside!"

-"Yay...!  Legs!!" -when you give a goo ball appendages

I don't really focus on profanity because it's not something I'm so interested in.  (There are funnier things.)


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!amv7111/08/2008 - 16:43

OH FUCKSTICKS

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!trinest11/08/2008 - 19:20

Suck my Goo Balls!
Groofy Foofy Gooy Cockhead!
GOO SEX!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Hundyret11/08/2008 - 21:05

"no, not there!"

"we're never gonna make it like this"

"yay!"

"i don't want to be next to him!"

"you can goo it!"

"oh no you didn't"

"get a grip!"

"2D boy rules"

"weee!"

"damnit!"

"Huh?"

"REPEND!"

"i can se MOM from here!"

"oh no..."

"Yaman!"

"idiot!" (said really fast)

"you can't be serious!"

"wohoo!" (kind like homer simpson)

"i'm too sexy to die"


can't come up with anymore right now... and i think this shit sounds much better in my head...

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Try_lee11/08/2008 - 21:35

BOOBS!  ;D

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!DevOhm11/09/2008 - 06:56

Zounds!
Flippin' flap!
Snotbutt!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!bjornkri11/09/2008 - 10:33

Google
Googleplex
Goobert
We're goomed
Goo away
For goo's sake
Son of a goo
Goofy

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Scorpi11/09/2008 - 11:01

First of all, I think a lot of the Goo's profanity should be mono-syllabic and adorable - stuff like "poo!" or "pee!" or maybe "slut!" if that didn't offend anyone. Also "boob!" emphasis on the singular for added cuteness, it a must.
On that theme, actually, having a list of things that would be hilarious is a four-year old burst out saying would be great, which is mostly where I'm coming from. "Penis!" "Vagina!" (and alternate, "vajayjay!"), "bum!"
That being said, one can't ignore a wide variety of compound profanity words.

Poppy-cock!

Cum-dumpsta!

Cervical mucus! (If I were only to be able to nominate one for inclusion, this would be it!)

Fuck-truck!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Lamkin11/09/2008 - 14:32

By the by, when is this contest over? :)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Forestcreature11/09/2008 - 14:46

Ok so I guess one of the deadly curse words according to South Park is - " Mecrob " - I think that would be a good profanity :)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!paledragon6411/09/2008 - 15:08

"For the motherlaaaaaaaaand!" (as they are falling, similar to kamakazi death cry)
"Eeksegretzed!" (It's a rough pronunciation of the French letters x, y, z)
"This was a triumph"
"Bloody Hell..."
"That's right, goo ball biatches!!"
"Aw, goo-balls"
"Son of a goo ball!"
"Goo ballocks!"
"For the love of Fisty!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepah!!!!"(EPA! EPA!)
"You grazhny goo balls!!"

Almost all of them are little goo ball puns, but they're pretty good, right?  :)


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!inspuration11/09/2008 - 15:47

BOB SAGET!!!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!obervet0311/09/2008 - 16:08

Bilious boogerballs!
Smegma snackers!
Crusty pustules!
Mucoid meatballs!
That's craptastic!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!martinstatic11/09/2008 - 19:14

Oh shizer!
Why meeee?? (Fades out)(When thrown)
Bugger off!
I'm going to unleash a WoG on this toilet!
I'm not taking this skit!
You bloody idiot!

Meh, 'tis all I can think of, I'm tired.


    - Deciding to see what it's like to sign off on a post, Martin

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!punctiliouspig11/09/2008 - 20:37

bitchcakes!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!ScenicOverThere11/10/2008 - 00:18

goo'd morning vietnam

goo me!

squeegie

scoozie

just goo it!

i goo'd your mom

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!TheGooBallGuru11/10/2008 - 01:42

Oh my goo'dness!
Holy shimpopding!
What the french toast?
You son of a daughter of a monkey's uncle!
You'd better shut the front door before I kick your soccer ball all the way to heck!
Your mom was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Ruckuy11/10/2008 - 05:45

Reaganomics! (Robot Chicken tribute)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Torquai11/10/2008 - 06:03

These just came to me :)

Stinkin' GooHole!
Yo momma sooo fat... or
Yo momma GOOOO fat...
Shake your GooMaker

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Damon F11/10/2008 - 07:06

- Ah, I clinge yer dragon poofties!
- Up yer clinge!
- Cunning stunt!
- Nice booblees!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!miloserus11/10/2008 - 11:05

Don't you click on me you filthy maggot!

Leave me alone, I'm having a romantic moment.

live, eat, reprogoose

Ah! Ah! Ah! Yea... What the fuck! This guy keeps clicking me.

If he knew what we are, he wouldn't keep touching us all the time.

Goo' to hell!

Do you have any goo in you? Want some?

Ay'll tell me MOM

Don't take me. Take him









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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Chad11/10/2008 - 13:49

You have some goo in your hair.  Is that gell? Gimme, gimme...

Have you ever goo'd two balls at the same time?  You should try gooing it.

What's cute, round and gooey all over? - Me.

Do you goo?

What do goo balls do when they are not sleeping?  Goo sex.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!The Happy Friar11/10/2008 - 13:57

How long is this going on for?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMonkey11/10/2008 - 14:19

^That's the best one!  ;D

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Daemon Badger11/10/2008 - 19:34

Cock juggling thundercunt

I'm going to end it all... pass me the sherbert dibdabs...

I'm gonna dash you!!


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!TheGooBallGuru11/10/2008 - 20:04

Goo'd God!  Put the goo ball down before I kick your tower you goo-dy two goos!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Patrigon11/10/2008 - 22:08

Tarnation!
Jiminy Crickets!
Sheeeeeeeeeeit.
Twitchy poo!
Cockslut asswhores!
Wicked crispy!
Fraggle Rock!

I wasn't sure how profane to go, so I got a spectrum there.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!thisguy11/11/2008 - 02:10

Listen pal, you never did nothing for nobody.
And I'll tell you something else, you gots square balls.


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!locomorto11/11/2008 - 04:35

This is just like counterstrike!
No no, to the left! Agggh!
Whats this? I wanna be at the TOP!
Oooo ... ooo ... don't stop
I can FLY! *When thrown, let go in mid air
But mummy, she has girl germs
I didn't sign up for this shit!
I ... I can still come visit ... right? *Immovable goos
FREE! FUCK YEA! *when thrown
Faster, FASTER, FASTER!



Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!AnthraX11/11/2008 - 13:09

1.
Feng Shit - the sense that everything is perfect for your crapping experience
e.g.
*ding dong*
'Sorry love, can you get the door this time? I don't want to upset my Feng Shit!'

2.
The Eye of the Fart - The area of surprisingly clean air in the middle of a fart cloud
e.g.
'Fuck me your holiness! That fucking stinks!'
'I'm sorry cardinal, I believe I am currently in the eye of the fart...'


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Ruckuy11/11/2008 - 14:59

Give up the halfling, she-elf!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Wetterdew11/11/2008 - 15:18

"You c'n pop me like a pimple!"
(or maybe without "you can")

(ALTERNATIVE: like a pomegranate seed)





(those are very delicious)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Goober Pyle11/11/2008 - 16:03

Suck some goo!

Kiss my goo!

Stupid pluck!

Motherplucker!

Hoosier Daddy!

Jo Mama!

Eat Me!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Robert11/11/2008 - 19:01

The classic American (and always under-rated) expletive: "Nuts!"
And borrowing from The Bard: "Ewe Tupper!"

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Gargarisme11/11/2008 - 19:17

Your mother was a blackhead !
Mine is bigger than yours...
Grow some Goos !
I would kick your ass if you had one !

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tormp11/11/2008 - 21:54

salty nut snack!
where the duck is my quack pipe??!
JAM IT IN THE MUFFIN HOLE!
stupid donkey hotey!
smellstick!
leathery mansock!
turtle tits!
orphan shit!
incriminating browser history!
fugly goat-baby!
twiddle my smell button!

god i'm spent

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!freshdev11/11/2008 - 23:55

TINY GOONADS!!!
I've been ejagoolated!
Ejagoolate me please!
Goo Balls Deep!
We lack a sack!
Stop googling at my goonads!
That's what she said!
Wow, you make me goo good!
To goo or not to goo is not even a question. (maybe add "for 2D Boy")
When the goo's a'comin, just keep on rubbin!
Gamers eat up 2D Boy's goo!
I shared my goo wit your mom!
Take it ya goo bucket!!!
Take my goo, please.
Swallow, goo is delicious!!!
Stop watching us goo, ya perv!!!
I go gooey on your boooty!!
Sorry, but I'm out of goo!
What, you've never seen black goo before?
My tower's taller.
My tower's finally erect!
I can goo all day.
Sorry, did I get goo in your eye?
How do you take your goo?
Where do you take your goo?
It's dark in here!
Welcome to my world of goo.
I've got goo on my tower.
Your tower is small!
Wanna see my tower?
Where do you want my tower of goo?
Why is goo coming out of the tower?
Welcome to my tower of unlimited goo!
Ouch! You broke my tower!
Is that gum from my gock?
Wanna help me erect my tower? My goo is unlimited!
Wanna goock on my gock?
There's too much goo on this tower!
I'm a one goo wonder!
2d Boy, stop making all this goo!
Only 2D boy can sell it own goo.
2D Boy makes money with his goo.
A 2D Boy gooed me!
2D Boy's goo can fill the World with Goo.
Hey, 2D Boy, I was the last one out.
Doctors say 2D Boy goos too much.
Gamers love 2D Boy's goo!
There's goo all over your screen!
2D Boy has gooed on the computers of millions.
Who gooed on your computer?
When they fart goo, they're gay.
Lubing before gooing!
When in doubt, goo it out!
You've been watching us goo all day!
Stop playing with us and just clean us up already!
Don't feel guilty, some people just prefer goo.
Goobers!
Touch me again and I'll yell "GOOORAPE!!!" (like grape)
Goo hairs!
Glooge!
Gumface Gocksucker!
Mommy, where does goo cum from?
Suck my goonads bitchez!!!
I run da goo train on your ass!
I'm gonna rock your World with my Goo!
Don't be selfish, share your goo with all you meet!

Oh, maybe have a goo ball with teretz disease(spelling is wrong) and just keeps yelling out profanities like "EJAGOOLATE...PUBIC...GOONADS...IN YOUR MOUTH" and just random stuff like that.







I hope this is what you are looking for. I love your game (ever since tower of goo in the experimental games project). You've inspired me in my own game creations. Thanks.


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Jerricho11/12/2008 - 06:38

Being a Father Ted fan I would suggest:

"ARSE BISCUITS!"

but a selection of my regular profanities would be:
"BALLCOCKS!"
"Nut sack!"
"YOU FAIL!" - this one would be particularly good for goos falling off screen.
"Oh SHI-"
"Feck"


.... I have a medly of worms and goo comments swirling around in my head now... need to step away.

"sQUEEEEEEEEEEEE" isn't mentioned nearly enough in games.


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Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gingerbeardman11/12/2008 - 08:23

You're talking dullshit!
Shit-skins!
Jiminy Cricklewood!
Gooey two shoes!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Boudin11/12/2008 - 11:26

When gooball are awaken :
- Leave-me alone, jerk
- How dare you !

Selecting a gooball :
- Kiss my goo ass
- Goo to hell
- I don't want any trouble
- Don't touch me !

While dying :
- Oh shit...
- I'll get my revenge !
- You'll regret this !

When a gooball is attached to a structure :
- I wana go home
- This is boring
- My neighbor stinks
- Gimme back my freedom !
- You'll fail


Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Enthernal11/12/2008 - 12:18

When picked:
Ahhhh help!im getting GOO robed!
omg IM FLYING!!!!!!
wtf,LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ASSCRAP GHOST!!!!
omg,my little bro is still there,WHY NOT ME?!

When picked up from the place where ha was placed:
NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
my neihbor was sooooooo boring,so he licked my GOOICK(it means Goo-Dick)!
NO I GOT FRIE...ENEMYS HERE!!!!!

When flinged on ground:
OMG MY GOOICK!!!!
ouch,WHAT?!IM NO ROCK TO DESTROY SOME WALLS!!!!!!
omg,that potergeist wants to kill me!

When placed in the tower/bridge of goo:
NO ME WANT BACK YOU ASSHOLE!!!
WHY HER...wait there pipe,I GOING OUT OF HERE!!!!!

When pipe opens:
FINALY!!!!I GET OUT OF THIS DUMP!!!
omg LET MEH IN OMG!!!!!
nooo WE DONT WANT ANY OCDS,I WANT TO GET IN!!!!!!!

When pipe closes:
omg CAN yOU DO EVEN SOMETHING(on the player)YOU GOOICK LICKER?!
oh hes a tottal...OMG WHY YA CLOSE IT?!
ok the ill do i...wait here a moment...*trys to open the pipe*nope its stuck because of the asshole!

i think its all,and its all for this HOLD day  ;D and i dont think there be more  :-\

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Akashni11/12/2008 - 12:26

Goober
Good
monkey spanka'
toilet goo
flowery feces
bumpy piss
burning blister
FU(lly) C(oo)KED
FUdge CaKe
sheet eater
sheet the bed
sheet face
ameoba
protazoa

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!BeSD11/12/2008 - 17:12

Frickin Fish on a Stick
Time To Feed MOM
I am Bitchslapped
Hunkadoory


Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mharris11/12/2008 - 17:21

muttering-unheard!

pluck-goo!

pluck-it!

pluck-off!

go-pluck-yourself!

crass-hold!

fun-without-kitsch!

ball-flicker!

click-head!

witty-republican.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!wired2211/12/2008 - 21:53

If 200 people make a game with the word fuck in it they get banned, if a 2 person team does is it IT'S A WIN!

Durn
POOOLITTICS!
pingus

when pickes: Holy crap, what am I smoking?!?!
when awake: FIve more minutes!
when pipe opens: finnaly, you can do something right.
when dies: I'll eat your family!!!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!int13h11/13/2008 - 12:26

STUCK MY BALLS §§§  >:(

I am the Ball-rus, Goo Goo G'jooooob

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!vertigokidd11/14/2008 - 02:18

Dick pimple!

Looks like I'm up a creek... of diarrhea.

Bungee-jumping geezer thong!

Awww, flabby tits!

Piss in a pool.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!IndiecisiveLink11/14/2008 - 03:36

Fucknuggets!
Fack!
Shat!
Cuntwads!
Intercourse!
For Narnia!

I'd be glad to help with voice acting for the ProfanityPack(TM) if you guys need anything. Just shoot me an email. =D

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!golf105211/14/2008 - 12:33

Goodbye World!
(programming: Hello World!)

Down, Down, and GONE!

This looks like its gonna be painful.

Im gonna eat you...

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!hudibauc11/17/2008 - 08:04

- Porkašpinača (Slovenian, literal for Damn Spinach)
- Holden Caulfield
- BuggerGoo
- Mentula (Latin, penis)
- Clint Eastwood
- for ((i=0;i<3;i++)); do echo "Fuck, Shit, Cocksucker, Motherfucker"; done; echo "Aargh, damn Tourette!"
- Futatrix (Old Roman slang, bitch)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Alesk11/17/2008 - 19:43

It's funny reading the forum policies and then reading this thread... anyways.

Initially have a goo-ball designated as "Willie" (Hes Scottish).

Willy - "My names Willie and I'm at your service"
Random Goo - "Hes your Willie!"* maybe it then does a crazy laugh or something.
Alternatively "Noooooo, Hes my Willie!"*

Then occasionally when the cursor gets close to Willie...

Random Goo - "Get your hands off (your/my)* Willie"
Random Goo - "Will he touch Willie? (say Will he really fast =D )
Willy - "Thats gooooooood Hagus!"
Random Goo - "Careful what you do with (your/my)* Willie"
Random Goo - Whispered to a nearby Goo "I think they're lookin at (your/my)* Willie?!"
Random Goo - "Whats he doing with his Willie?"

And if Willie dies you could have some bagpipes play a funeral procession.

*Whether they say your or my is determined by what the random goo initially says


Last modified Mon, 11/17/2008 - 20:00 by Alesk
Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!dtotheutotheg11/17/2008 - 20:43

Its not real cussin' but its much better.


What you need to do is sit down with a pen and paper and watch you some Repo Man. But not the real movie version, the made for TV voice dubbed version. That would probably  require a lot of tuning into late night TBS, or mayhaps setting the tivo wish list. But it will be well worth wait. -  They have some of the best profanities ever dubbed over.


You melon farmer gypsy punk devils.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mjvesper11/18/2008 - 04:17

"Perfect douchebaggery!"

"Awww... Sally"

"Salty balls."

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mshilko11/19/2008 - 11:10

When is this thing over pissheads??!!??

My Selectionthemacmeister11/20/2008 - 03:01

"Chilf" (Dalek)
"Choad"
"Chugga"
"Chugoff"
"Chowned" (pwnd with a 'ch')

All insanely high pitched, like Steve Martin balloon folding (goddamnit)...

"Champ"
"Chidiot"
"Chucker"

No real reasoning here, just liked the word CHOAD (for idiot/moron), and went with the CH' prefix from there.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Alweth11/22/2008 - 23:14

"Holy mother of goo!"
"Goo-darnit!"
"My organs are missing!"
"I'll pay for this!"
"Goooodoooooom!"  (like Braveheart)
*growling*
*barking*
"Goo-na-mattata!"

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Evereal11/23/2008 - 12:54

That's right move me right there, you sticky fingered bastard
You're getting hairs in my goo...I dont even wanna know where those came from
Please tell me you're moving me to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky
Fall often do you?
Your lack of faith is disturing
Heeeeyyyy youuu guyyyyssss...I love the GOOnies
This structure is about as loose and unstable as your...
You had a veritable GOOgolplex of options before you and you chose this one
Physics was not your best subject was it
At least I'm not the fucker who just ate it
My name is GOO, and your name is Gomer

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!tair00111/23/2008 - 13:37

Krakatoa!

Snotballs!

Codswallop!

Hollandaise Sauce!

Magaluf!

Scrotum fur!

Crap!

John Thomas!

Toilet rim!



On reaching the pipe:

We fucking did it!

About fecking time!

Fook yeah!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Reyerd11/28/2008 - 12:21

Great goblets of goo spooge
Goo me baby one more time
One for the money, goo for the hole
I do not appreciate being penetrated    (when stuck by a sharp object)
This bridge is as limp as your d!ck
Come on baby make it rise

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!BoggyP11/28/2008 - 23:00

When they fall: Damn you Newton!!!!!!!
As they fly off the screen: a simple: Fuck, man.
Kiss the Gooiest part of my ass.
When the structure falls: It was so fucking big I swear!
When they unattach: Gooawww fuck.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!wired2211/30/2008 - 20:13

Inspiration!

Holy shit! Dude! I'm floating away..........
When connected to tower: [looks at other balls] Is this an orgy?

Uhm...Hyroile12/01/2008 - 16:49

When is the deadline for the contest?
Also.. The contest is about the goo-balls, right?
So I take it it's best to only submit small things?
Okay, small things BESIDES crap like shit, or fuck.. (like most people are submitting..)
Lemme know so I know what to work with.XD

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Tijmen00712/03/2008 - 11:09

Can we build a tower, yes we can!

Obama? :P

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GB#2312/10/2008 - 19:40

Mittens!

A couple of Goo neighbours could have a brief conversation:

Goo1: Can you believe this guy?
Goo2: Don't be like that, it's obviously a newbie. 

This is your last warning - Put me down!  (Perhaps the Gooball could struggle and fidget while being placed)

You don't have the balls.

Hey!  Hands off you pervert! 

I'm on to you.  If you put me up there I'll bring down your whole operation. 

Could some Goos do a three (or more) part harmony for a bawdy ballad? 

Such as -

Ol' King Cole was a merry ol' soul
  An' a merry ol' soul was he! 
He climbed a tree to take a crap
  An' down it came on me

When there's a big structural collapse -

See what you did? 

And it's not the first time either. 

There there, it's just a game.  (mumbles) Get me the frock outta here. 

Can Goo fart? 

I'm gonna count to three and if you don't put me down real gentle I'll fart in your face.  1.  2.  3.  FARRRT!! 

Can a number of free, roaming Gooballs make an impromtu wobbly, balancing tower/pyramid (just sitting on one another with no connections), it topples over and they all roll around slapping the ground, laughing saying "Oh it's just too hard mummy!"? 

This is why they have Idiot's Guides for everything. 

Are you sure your parents aren't related? 

You killed Kenny!  You bastard! 

I hope you're not getting paid to do this. 

A-ha!  An internet connection!  Now I can tell everyone what you've done! 

Where you dropped as a baby? 

Don't you know pyramid schemes can't work? 

I bet this guy's got a cork on his fork. 

Your mother is so fat you weren't born, you just became an autonomous zone. 

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mcnuggets 112/12/2008 - 21:02

ok so here they are, im not the swearing kind of guy but i this is what i came up with, i hope you like them!

Goo-Hairyballs!
ballsucking goo!
awkwardly tridimensional gooball
overcooked gooball
albino goo
fucking umbalanced goo!
freaking overrated goo!

well thats it thanks i hope you like it, hahahah.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Tingleberries12/13/2008 - 22:41

When picked up
Ooo-yeah, touch me there
Bonehead!
Amonkeysezwhat?
Holy bidet!

When falling off the screen/dying
Oh shit capt'n!
Bacon bazooker!
Oh, poop
Fiddlesticks!
Dingleberries!

When flung
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu(fade out)
Poopy!

And in the interest of multiculturalism
La bouse!
Couille molle!


Last modified Sat, 12/13/2008 - 22:43 by Tingleberries
Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Benoît12/14/2008 - 22:51

If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a goo ball!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Nitre01/03/2009 - 18:18

Thinking of some that arent particularly crude and go with the feel of World of Goo.

Short ones:

Frob!

Barnacle!

Scut!

Lump!

Crat!

Monoglot!

Frut!

Long ones:

You're about as interesting as the derivatives of e^x!

You puddle of arse gravy!

Yeasty scatling!

Hedge Pig!

Earth-vexing Fustilarian!

Swinging ballsacks! (more of an expression of surprise)

Pernicious rabbit-sucker!


Mmm, i do like some Shakespearian insults.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!mariomguy01/03/2009 - 20:34

Put "Crikey!" in there!

And please make it availible for the Wiiware version of this game too!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!jd40401/04/2009 - 04:40

A (any random word) could of done better, moron.
  chopstick/carrot

You goo junkie, just couldent stay away cud ya!

A chant/song like the umpa lumpa's

We are the goo! we are the goo! we going to take over the world world world. but maybe with a bit of effort gone into it :)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!jd40401/04/2009 - 04:49

A (any random word) could of done better, moron.
  chopstick/carrot

You goo junkie, just couldent stay away cud ya!

mutha f(beep) hurry the (beep) up

A chant/song like the umpa lumpa's

We are the goo! we are the goo! we going to take over the world world world. but maybe with a bit of effort gone into it :)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Gorgotham03/27/2009 - 01:34

So? Where is this pack? Still waiting.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!quietus03/30/2009 - 08:02

smeg, could be substituted for fuck, in any of the above, if anyones seen red dwarf will appreciate it, if you havnt you should watch it.

and no its NOT short for smegma

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!archagon04/18/2009 - 00:54

Well? Where is it?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!TheWampaKing04/23/2009 - 09:22

Momma!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Ikeorch705/05/2009 - 17:17

why profanity?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Dark Goo05/17/2009 - 17:30

When you let it go with out connecting or moving:

1. WTF!?!?
2. Come on!
3. Shit!
4. Stupid ass!

When it is placed and it is the highest one:

1. Come on, bitches!
2. Mother fuckers!
3. Losers

When it dies for some reason:

1. SHIIIT!
2. Stop it.
3. Bitch!

Some are not profanity.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!BloxWorld05/20/2009 - 18:09

Wow, i'm impressed, can't wait till it comes out (mofos)

Ideas:

sonofa (sounds funny all put together like that)
don't drop me you asshole!
shitbags!
look at me bitch!
kiss (or suck) it
suck my gooey ass!  (my fave  :P)

I don't know.  Damn, I feel awful :-X

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer07/02/2009 - 18:25

STOP CURSING!!!! >:(

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer07/02/2009 - 18:26

sorry, did I flip out?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Sqid07/11/2009 - 20:18

I know where you live.
Holy undead cows from hell!
I'll e-mail your parents your browser history...
You know that girl you dumped in high school? She's in playboy magazine now. Search it up.
ERROR number (random numbers and letter) SYSTEM WILL REBOOT.
Sexual harassment!
Don't sleep. Ever.
I hope this doesn't count as cheating on my husband.
Don't make me install a virus!
Uh... You should probably get tested. Sorry.
I know what you did last summer...
Ah... Fuck! I forgot to pack a parachute!


Last modified Mon, 07/13/2009 - 15:52 by Sqid
Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!goops07/13/2009 - 15:37

By Mr. McGoo's balls!

The fuck are you clicking at?

I'll piss out my ass right on your fat mom's fucking goo face.

Drop me like right fucking now or I'll beat the fucking shit out of you.

Stick it to me, baby.

I don't grab your balls, don't grab mine.

There's no god in World of Goo. He shot himself when you started playing.

(And some height related)

I am so HIGH  right now...
Don't get high on your own supply.
We're falling, we're fucking falling.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer07/13/2009 - 18:48

I TOLD YOU TO STOP CUSSING!!! KIDS MIGHT BE SEEING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!! SO STOP!! >:(  >:(  >:(

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!TheHermit07/14/2009 - 10:31

[quote author=gooflamer link=topic=726.msg13589#msg13589 date=1247528901]
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CUSSING!!! KIDS MIGHT BE SEEING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!! SO STOP!! >:(  >:(  >:(


F**K YOU!!! 8)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Stickybomb6707/15/2009 - 12:30

[quote author=TheHermit link=topic=726.msg13603#msg13603 date=1247585468]
[quote author=gooflamer link=topic=726.msg13589#msg13589 date=1247528901]
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CUSSING!!! KIDS MIGHT BE SEEING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!! SO STOP!! >:(  >:(  >:(


F**K YOU!!! 8)

:o
THEHERMIT!!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!TheHermit07/16/2009 - 11:15

:D

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer07/20/2009 - 19:12

:'( :'( :'(

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Nic Freed07/25/2009 - 19:20

I am 14, so I should not be exposed to this filth, even though I probably have betters suggestions than you XD

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer07/25/2009 - 22:28

True that!(exept for the last part.)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!TheHermit07/26/2009 - 16:24

[quote author=Nic Freed link=topic=726.msg13780#msg13780 date=1248567610]
I am 14, so I should not be exposed to this filth, [SNIP!]

Then why are you looking in a thread which has an obvious title that gives away the intended content of the thread... ::)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Stickybomb6707/27/2009 - 10:39

[quote author=TheHermit link=topic=726.msg13798#msg13798 date=1248643497]
[quote author=Nic Freed link=topic=726.msg13780#msg13780 date=1248567610]
I am 14, so I should not be exposed to this filth, [SNIP!]

Then why are you looking in a thread which has an obvious title that gives away the intended content of the thread... ::)

Maybe he was trying to stop you from flaming Gooflameo over here. (Cues up the 2D Boy Logo on a flag behind him) Because he cares about what's RIGHT!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Nic Freed07/27/2009 - 13:56

[quote author=Stickybomb67 link=topic=726.msg13814#msg13814 date=1248709196]
[quote author=TheHermit link=topic=726.msg13798#msg13798 date=1248643497]
[quote author=Nic Freed link=topic=726.msg13780#msg13780 date=1248567610]
I am 14, so I should not be exposed to this filth, [SNIP!]

Then why are you looking in a thread which has an obvious title that gives away the intended content of the thread... ::)

Maybe he was trying to stop you from flaming Gooflameo over here. (Cues up the 2D Boy Logo on a flag behind him) Because he cares about what's RIGHT!


Bingo  ;)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!vonboy08/14/2009 - 22:23

when clicking a gooball
pick your own balls!

when tower is falling
fuck this, just end it already!

some random ones i don't know when to use.
ever watched a gooball have sex? :o
asswipe!
hey, what happened to the gooboobs? :o
sorry for showing off my balls


Last modified Fri, 08/14/2009 - 22:26 by vonboy
Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer08/31/2009 - 12:42

Someone please lock this up!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer09/05/2009 - 11:24

LOCK THIS TOPIC UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Pavke09/05/2009 - 13:19

Be patient gooflamer.  Unofficial Profanity Pack coming soon!!!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer12/10/2009 - 22:42

2dboy, DELETE THIS STUPID, DISRESPECTFUL, SON OF A GUN, TOPIC ALREADY! KIDS MIGHT BE READING THIS!!!! GOOD NIGHT AND DELETE THIS TOPIC FOR GOOD! YA GET ME?!?! GOOD BYE!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!spazturtle12/11/2009 - 06:01

Calm down, we don't want any shouting, that would be rude  ;)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer12/11/2009 - 16:25

This topic is 100000000X ruder then me screaming! No profanity! Again, kids may be reading this and repeading what thay see!! So, for the last time, LOCK THIS STUPID TOPIC UP!!!

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMMan12/11/2009 - 17:27

Huh. It wasn't even at the top of the page until you replied. Anyways, this was one of the 2D Boys' idea, so if you have a problem, tell them.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer12/11/2009 - 20:43

Then they made a very stupid choice.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMMan12/12/2009 - 00:20

Don't tell us, you're just bumping up this thread's popularity. Tell them if you really have the need to.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!!12/14/2009 - 17:45

[quote author=GMMan link=topic=726.msg15652#msg15652 date=1260595250]
Don't tell us, you're just bumping up this thread's popularity. Tell them if you really have the need to.


Just a minute. Sending suggestions to the Boys.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!!12/19/2009 - 13:40

[quote author=Kyle Gabler]Hey Stickybomb, feel free to moderate it. Are you not a moderator?

Kyle

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMMan12/19/2009 - 22:29

Explain?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!!12/20/2009 - 09:58

What is there to explain?

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!GMMan12/20/2009 - 10:48

I thought it was sarcasm.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!!12/20/2009 - 16:34

[quote author=GMMan link=topic=726.msg15710#msg15710 date=1261324082]
I thought it was sarcasm.


Nah, he just thought that the forum's representative would likely be a mod. So, someone could compile all of the suggestions into a list and send it to Pavke, who could pick out the best for use in his unofficial pack. After that, this thread would no longer be needed, and, in accordance with the demands we've been getting, will likely be deleted.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Pavke12/21/2009 - 05:05

[quote author=! link=topic=726.msg15716#msg15716 date=1261344863]
Nah, he just thought that the forum's representative would likely be a mod. So, someone could compile all of the suggestions into a list and send it to Pavke, who could pick out the best for use in his unofficial pack. After that, this thread would no longer be needed, and, in accordance with the demands we've been getting, will likely be deleted.


I saved this threat to my computer so it's OK now to delete it, whoever is authorised to do it go ahead and do it.

I got my old(new) laptop back, can now record so I'll begine to work on unofficial profanity soon, :)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!gooflamer12/21/2009 - 11:25

Thank you!!! Thank you so much!!! :)

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!!12/21/2009 - 15:12

[quote author=Pavke link=topic=726.msg15725#msg15725 date=1261389946]
[quote author=! link=topic=726.msg15716#msg15716 date=1261344863]
Nah, he just thought that the forum's representative would likely be a mod. So, someone could compile all of the suggestions into a list and send it to Pavke, who could pick out the best for use in his unofficial pack. After that, this thread would no longer be needed, and, in accordance with the demands we've been getting, will likely be deleted.


I saved this threat to my computer so it's OK now to delete it, whoever is authorised to do it go ahead and do it.

I got my old(new) laptop back, can now record so I'll begine to work on unofficial profanity soon, :)


Excellent. I'd assume any mod can do it, so I'll contact Soultaker.

[quote author=gooflamer link=topic=726.msg15726#msg15726 date=1261412755]
Thank you!!! Thank you so much!!! :)


Just being a forumer.

Re: it's time for profanity, muthatruckas!Soultaker12/21/2009 - 16:11

I don't see any sense in deleting this topic, but since it seems to have run its course as far as serious suggestions go, I'll just close it.

If Pavke wants to post an unofficial profanity pack, he can start a new topic. And if Kyle ever finishes the official pack, I'm sure we'll see it on the homepage. ;)