To all the lonely people out there who want to post something in this section but have no feline photographs to speak of, fear not, for there are others such as you. I, being the proverbial catless person (i'm sure there is a proverbial catless person somewhere) Would like to create a thread for those among you who feel the utter emptyness caused by a failure in the Felis Catus department. All who lack purring companions may come here to lament the fact that Cat=False and many other lamentable states of non-catness.

Anyone who does have a cat or thinks like a normal person may come here to offer their most sincere condolences. (Or perhaps just to mock)

I like just one cat. And I cannot have animals in my place.

But!


This goo-brocollis is sufficient.

I had once cat.  Or she had I?  Always ambiguity with females, no matter the species. 

Even reptiles.

Thought I had black cat for two years.  Found strange, dark maroon red cat sleeping in the sun on the window sill.  What cat is that?  Who let in the red cat?

I miss cat.

I don't miss cat box.

No pets in my apartment.  And roommate doesn't like cats anyway.

Well, can have fish, but petting fish no fun.

Have to visit sisters cats for the occasional play with bits of string fix.

-dc4bs

Alas my cats are waaaayyy too anoying to count as pets.

u speak big words

I have no cat yet fell no lack cause I gotz dogiez.  :P

I GOTZ NAH KITTEH

MAH DOGGEH NOM NOM NOM UR KITTEH

ALSO FINKS I MITE B LERGIC  ???

O noes! is ur doggeh a big nom nom nom type doggeh or a leetle yip doggeh? Duz it goe whomph insted of yap?

And unlukee on teh alergeehz.

i gotnt NE cat :(
wuz wit teh spelin btw?

[quote author=Marius link=topic=13.msg1472#msg1472 date=1219698053]
i gotnt NE cat :(
wuz wit teh spelin btw?


chek owt icanhascheezburger.com if u duno

haz gt meejum doggeh - springa spanyel, liek 2 nom spiddah, spiddah no liek.

spiddah chooeh.

nom.

i is godzilla! rawr!

I is turnip RAWR!!!!

give. me. back. my. turnip!!!!!!!! >:( >:( :'( >:( >:( :o