Post your jokes here!

When my friend told me this one,i was crushed with a large amount of laught,so i could'nt play my PS2 with my friend for a few minutes,here it is:

The worst trap in a pyramid.
WHERE THE HELL IS THE BATHROOM?!

You mean it was funny?

I didn't get the joke. And acluett looks like a spam bot (see link in her signature).

Yep,torrent download in her signature.

About the joke...
A man is trpped in a pyramide,he really wants to pee,and he can't find the bathroom!Because it's hidden!

I got a joke ;D, can I post ???

Any answers ??? Please! :(

If you're already posting, then obviously, yes.

Cool!

But... ...you mean this joke ,  knock knock, who's there, horse , horse who? the horse is riding away ,oh why oh why , cause he going to the park on his way, the army is blocking the way.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who was heading to Disney?
She noticed the road sign that said: "Disney Left" so she turned around and went home.
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Ha Ha! :D :D :D :D :D

SEAN. FOR THE LAST TIME. REMOVE EXTRA POSTS.

Anyway,
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

That's a nice one. I wished that I had something to offer. I can only say: FAILBLOG.org.

[quote author=GMMan link=topic=2496.msg16679#msg16679 date=1266451021]
That's a nice one. I wished that I had something to offer. I can only say: FAILBLOG.org.


Easy link: failblog.org

As for me, I thought that leekspin.com was kinda funny.

Did you hear the one about the famous clothing designer's daughter?
Well she was working in the dressmaking parlor and dyed.
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[quote author=GMMan link=topic=2496.msg16177#msg16177 date=1264204832]
I didn't get the joke. And acluett looks like a spam bot (see link in her signature).

I didn't get the joke either. And acluett looks like a spam bot too.

[quote author=seanl link=topic=2496.msg16965#msg16965 date=1268247505]
[quote author=GMMan link=topic=2496.msg16177#msg16177 date=1264204832]
I didn't get the joke. And acluett looks like a spam bot (see link in her signature).

I didn't get the joke either. And acluett looks like a spam bot too.

You have to copy me? How old is this thread now?

[quote author=GMMan link=topic=2496.msg16970#msg16970 date=1268249803]
[quote author=seanl link=topic=2496.msg16965#msg16965 date=1268247505]
[quote author=GMMan link=topic=2496.msg16177#msg16177 date=1264204832]
I didn't get the joke. And acluett looks like a spam bot (see link in her signature).

I didn't get the joke either. And acluett looks like a spam bot too.

You have to copy me? How old is this thread now?


Sean, that is considered spam. If I have to warn you one more time, I'm getting the mods to flipping BAN YOU.

On a happier side note, this is my one-year anniversary with the forum! (Party noises)

I thought this worth sharing. It's cute:
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Raiders of the Lost Goo
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