still alive

i'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart

and killed me

and torn me to pieces

And threw every piece

into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we're out of data we're releasing on time

So I'm GLaD.

I got burned.

think of all the things we learned
for the people who are

STILL ALIVE!

Go ahead and leave me.
i think i prefer to stay inside.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

maybe black mesa.
THAT WAS A JOKE!
HA HA!
FAT CHANCE.

Anyway...

this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist.

look at me still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you

I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are

STILL ALIVE

And believe me I am still alive

I'm doing SCIENCE, and I'm still alive!

I feel fanTASTic and I'm still alive!

And when you're dying, I'll be still alive!

and when you're dead i'll be still alive!

Still alive...

Still alive!

DARN IT!!!!
i had to take out the trash.
you win this round, GLaDOS! THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!

How about a lie detector

what will that do? lie detectors sense pressure in your arms and voice, but robots are very monotonous.
AND that won't work on a paradox.