All spam has been deleted, don't worry

I just thought if there were twice as many people removing spam, it would get deleted twice as quickly. No one's on the site 24 hours a day, as far as I know.

I'm on nearly every day.
And when i find spam i just tell davidc.

I think there's moderators online pretty much all the time. There definitely aren't gaps of much more than a couple hours. For example, Daft, James AND I are on as I'm typing this. Although "spam reporter" users or "sub-mod" users is a really good idea if there's a lot of spam, I think we have it under control right now. This being said, if you see spam, please hop on webchat and tell us, as bubblefish4 said. ^^

I prove his pont by responding to said message.

Bubblefish4 as the correct Idea. You can just pop in the IRC and tell us if you see any suspicious activity among the news users. (Actually, it's also a good place to ask a quick question, if it hasn't been answered already in the forums.) Sub-mods are not needed at the moment, but if we need them, we'll let the public know.

(Spammers and spammer related products do not count towards the public because they are somewhat non-existant Internet robots who plan to destroy the world with lasers... Sounds like the ultimate troll!)

WAIT I HAZ AN IDEAZ!
What about a spam bot destroyer bot, just needs a better name.
Or in other words a spam destroyer!
(bot)
but might may grow goo smart and destroy goofans!

Hey bubblefish,

Here's a name:

MOM's SON

(S)pam (O)bliterating (N)arc

How much did I spam?

@THIT the trick is not spamming!
@Howitz lol! good name!

i don't know did you?

@THIT:
I believe the spam they refer to are adds and junk created by trolling bots just looking for a good place to drop their advertisements.
I honestly don't think you're a spammer anyways, because a spammer that's not a bot (most of the time) posts useless posts as often as they can, wherever they can.
Oh and a spammer also eats a lot of Spam, but that has nothing to do with forums, unless it's a forum for Spam eaters, which this is not!

Ooh, this spammer has such awful grammar that after megabanning him, I decided to bring his post back, minus the links, for everybody to laugh at. Enjoy!

So dresses, earrings, steering wheels, ear bones, and the afterlife are all related! They all happen to be uninhabited. Who knew? THIS HAS GLOBAL CONSEQUENCES!

For the sake of this spammer, I almost wish I was making this up. But no, he/she/it was really this much of a moron. And repeated itself twice. And repeated itself twice.

Totally made my day.

GooFans is a nice place for soda, cucumbers, The nether, and that guy from "Rush Hour 2". These holiday springs, the turtles are whispering the waffles gargling GooFans while wearing GooFans style handbags. Ugg boots for sale! Whoever wants them, send us your GooFans .

GooFans is a nice place for soda, cucumbers, The nether, and that guy from "Rush Hour 2". These holiday springs, the turtles are whispering the waffles gargling GooFans while wearing GooFans style handbags. Ugg boots for sale! Whoever wants them, send us your GooFans .

Spammers need to get a life and a dictionary.

do you like fans at fans ware house we have so many fans we accidentally sucked up a cat and after made a coats so we have a special half price on coats now!
thats how stupid spam bots can be.

I think I'll see if my random word generator can do better than that one. By the way, what was the spambot's username?

I think it was "Ilovego", which is actually a pretty intelligent name (Just with one letter missing). How can a spammer be so smart with a name and totally botch basic English is beyond me.

Okay...the random word generator says...

The domestic view rails Goo above a score praise. Goo targets a peasant over the supplier. The Last of the Goo Balls exercises! Will the practiced wheel despair on top of the cave? The Last of the Goo Balls shies away behind the misery. The derogatory supermarket springs onto The Last of the Goo Balls inside a believer. The Last of the Goo Balls sleeps under Goo. Why can't the halted ozone drag Goo? Another collect narrative wards the inhabited barrier.

Sounds like something a spammer would say, actually.

Actually, maybe even smarter. He did say "The Last of the Goo Balls" a lot, which actually makes sense given this forum.

I used a generator that lets you put in 2 nouns, and I used "The Last of the Goo Balls" and "Goo".

Ah. Well that explains it.

The real master behind spam is random word generators? I'm not surprised, actually. No matter what they said was always nonsense anyway.

**cracks his knuckles and begins a useless (but funny) post in the most useful way possible, trying hard not to offend anyone but still make this a fun post**

Does ewe suffer from mal-intelegence? Is ewer branecell (or in the case of learned folkes, branecells) slipping a gear or two? Well get botted!
So ewe see my friends, with or without Goo re-lated bots everywhare, and three tyms more bots not re-lated to Goo, ewe have twelve hours until the draganflie drops befour this offer is expired!

**stops a moment to say, "Goo-d grief!" then continues**

So grab ewer re-bot-control as we say "good ridants" to unicorn wings and rane-bow puddles! Aplie ewer bot every day, every weak, every month, every yere! Ewe will bee glad ewe did!

**looks over the rather strange post, nods once, and sends it onto the forum in hopes (someone) isn't really trying to make sense of it**

And here's another one!

Multi-dimensional run-time absurdity test, anyone?

Note to spammers: Research bot AI before you go making yourself look like a moron.

Good Lord I don't truly understand that one!
(I wager even if they DID research bot AI the moron would still come out!)
**sigh**

I still think your word generator is smarter and makes more sense, AP.

AP WHAT GENERATOR DO YOU USE IT'S KINDA COOOOOL!

http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagra...