Keep this game. We haven't even finished a page yet. EDIT:

Would you prefer being right all the time and not being corrected, or being wrong half the time and learning something?

Being right. I like learning, but I can help society more as a well-learnt individual.

Okay since he didn't post a question:

Would you rather HERP or DERP?

Choose wisely, there IS a wrong answer!

HERP DERP. Would you rather eat a monkey or smell like one for a year?

fried or baked? ( cause fried sounds good)

you see your enemy. do you strike him with a light saber or summon a creeper to get him?

Ssss...

Would you rather provoke an Enderman or a Ghast?

Enderman. Ghasts are creepy.

Would you rather play Minecraft or an online version of Half-Life.

minecraft.
would you rather chat for 10 hours on irc straight or look at goofans forums for 10 hours straight?

Goofans forums...

Then whip out my Skype and check my messages.

Would you rather have a muffin or a cupcake?

Muffin. The cupcake is a lie.

Wold you rather scuba dive or hang glide?

muffin. the (cup) cake is a lie.
would you rather be rich or famous?

EDIT: so weird, we thought of the same thing!

CROSS-POST!!!

Would you rather answer my question or Kirdneh's?

Neither.

Would you rather post funny pictures or funny stories?

Funny pictures.

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/6147/hi5-funny-animals.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8iJkZi8s2Gg/Te8I2O65ERI/AAAAAAAABFk/MVL2gA6dGu...

Which is funnier, the first or the second picture?

The second one

which smiley face do you prefer?

2nd.
would you rather fall in lava or in acid?

Acid. You'd be badly burned, but not completely incinerated.

Which smiley do you prefer this time, or ?

Do you prefer World of Goo or Cave Story?

world of goo, only because i haven't tried cave story. it looks fun though.

in a game show, there are 2 doors. behind one of them is a million dollars. behind the other is a man-( or user) eating tiger. behind him is two million dollars.

lets say you choose the tiger door. do you try to get the 2 million dollars or do you just flee?

I wouldn't be that greedy, but I would do ninja moves to kick the tiger into the next dimension and GRAB DAT' CASH!

Do you prefer Lays or Doritos?

Lays. Doritos are just cheesy.

If there was an angry knight person standing in front of you with a sword and he tried to kill you, how would you survive/defeat him?

simple. just just say his shoes untied and when he looks down, punch his gut and jump on him.
would you rather eat a pound of hair or finger nails?

( p.s the tiger wasn't hungry)

Fingernails. They taste awesomer, and also have a higher mass per cubic centimeter, so I would have to eat less. Also no chance of coughing up furballs later.

Suppose you're trying to integrate a function in Calculus. Would you rather use trigonometric substitution on a single integral, or have a simpler triple integral to solve?

id use a calculator. i don't even know what you mean.

would you rather end the day by jumping in the air and freezing like they do in movies;
or yell "Whyyyy?????????" while the camera zooms out and displays, "to be continued..."

Whyyyy????????? Whyyyy do you ask such a question?????????
To be continued...

I guess you'll have to wait until the next post to be able to know the question.

To be continued......now.

Would you rather chew on a frog or a cactus?

cacti. it won't wiggle around.
eat a train, plane, or have lots of pain?

Lots of Pain. The train and plane would give me a stomach ache.

Would you rather be inside Minecraft the rest of your life (in the game, on a friendly server, having fun) or a middle-class job going nowhere with depression.

@kirdneh: Just fyi, you can't integrate functions with a standard calculator. Even my Ti-83 Plus can't. You'd need a really high-end calculator, but it'd be easier to use MATLAB, Mathematica, or an online integrator or such.

@Red: Minecraft is better than depression, even I know that.

Cadbury or Hershey's?